The
Early 21st Century: 2009 (Part One)
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WORLD
WAR III / PLANET X IN 2009
IMPORTANT
NOTICE: THE FOLLOWING EVENTS WILL LIKELY OCCUR SHOULD WORLD WAR
III MOVE INTO EUROPE AND PLANET X BEGIN ITS CLOSEST PASSAGE NEAR
EARTH IN AUGUST 2009. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS A CEASEFIRE IN AUGUST
2009, SOME OF THESE EVENTS WILL NOT
OCCUR UNTIL 2011 AND 2012.
MOST RECENT
PREDICTION(S):
MOST RECENT UPDATES:
Madonna's Pope tribute -- Madonna has
upset Catholics by dedicating 'Like a Virgin' to the Pope at her
concert in Rome on Saturday - September 9, 2008.
The Iran War - How
It Will Begin - "Iranian sleeper teams in North
America and western Europe will begin to "seed" the
populations with man made killer viruses. People in movie
theaters, churches, synagogues, shopping malls, subway stations,
airports, etc., will be exposed without anyone knowing it at the
time..." - September 6.
Madonna Meltdown At
Tour Technical Faults -- Videos and 'Rain' Visual Effects Failed
to Be Projected On Screens - August 28, 2008.
Madonna sparkles with £1m gems -- Show’s
crowning glory during 'Devil Wouldn’t Recognise You', when
cloaked Madonna performs dance moves in cage while virtual water
cascades around her - August 24, 2008.
Madonna mixes Hitler, Mugabe -- and McCain -- Images of
destruction and global warming flashed on to a screen during a
video interlude mixed with inages of Adolf Hitler, Zimbabwe's
dictator Robert Mugabe, and US Senator and presidential hopeful,
John McCain - August 24, 2008.
Russia Makes New Threats Over U.S.-Poland
Missile Deal -- Plan Said to Defend Against Regimes Like
Iran, but Some See It as Shield for Poland Against Russia -
August 20, 2008.
Helping Madonna dress to thrill -- Costumes feature
an intriguing mix of gangsta pimp, dominatrix and gipsy costumes
- August 20, 2008.
Rice: Russia playing very dangerous
game -- US Secretary of state says NATO would not
allow Moscow to 'draw a new line' in Europe; Rice also slams
renewed Russian bomber patrols off Alaska, says this is not 'cost
free' - August 18, 2008.
Madonna 'plans another lesbian kiss' -- This time she
will snog 'I Kissed A Girl' singer Kate Perry - August 7, 2008.
Britney Spears to play lesbian killer in
Quentin Tarantino film -- Britney Spears is being lined up to play
a killer lesbian stripper in the Quentin Tarantino's next movie,
it has been reported - August 6, 2008.
Yemeni is suspect
in socialite killing -- Victim died from 'compression to the
neck' (strangulation) while having sex - July 31, 2008.
Poking the Bear -- "Utterly
reckless" moves by Moscow in Cuba and
Venezuela "brings back memories of the most nightmarish
episode
of the cold war--the Cuban missile crisis" - July 29, 2008.
BUSH’S CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS -- Russia responds
to U.S. plan for European missile ‘shield’ by upping
the ante in Cuba - July 28, 2008.
Madonna Battles Anemia -- Doctors Say She
is Headed For Mental Breakdown - July 22, 2008.
Spears: 'Hey, Madonna, it's Britney, bitch' -- Blonde pop tart
Britters to appear elevated in cage above Madonna concert - July
11, 2008.
Britney's spiritual side -- Pop tart as
spent serious time restudying Kabbalah teachings - May 20, 2008.
Miley Cyrus' Hannah Montana Image Tarnished -- New photos of
the Hannah Montana star reveal Miley in panties and bra - May 20,
2008.
Arrest made in
Martine murder -- Man may have helped with body after
strangulation death - May 2, 2008.
Madonna : I'm never going to be old and fat -- I've got work to
do, children to raise, a husband to please and a world to
save" - April 3, 2008.
Will Kylie Minogue 'X' Madonna Off The Album
Chart? -- Spring's album charts could be a battle
of the blondes after the poptastic pint-sized Aussie chanteuse
releases her new album, "X," on April 1 - March 18,
2008.
Madonna considers 'intimate' shows -- (Actress Jayne
Mansfield also chose to perform small shows on the road during
the final year of her life; died in horrific 1967 car crash in
between gigs) - March 17, 2008.
Britney to perform erotic dance in Dubai -- (Rumour has it
that this may be an re-enactment of the dance believed Salome
performed for King Herod in return for the head of John the
Baptist) - March 17, 2008.
Madonna Names New
Album 'Hard Candy' -- The album name is derived from an
ultra-violent flick of the same name starring Ellen Page -
February 27, 2008.
Madonna putting
final touches on her forthcoming album due April 29 -- 'Her most
blasphemous set-piece yet: A performance of "Papa Don't
Preach" remixed to a dancehall beat, in which the singer
will don a slutty, Gaultier-designed Mother Theresa habit, then
proceed to be simulated-gang-banged by a group of background
dancers outfitted as Jesus, Mohammed, Moses, and Martin Luther
King' - February 4, 2008.
Queen of Pop Madonna cracks the whip on
Justin Timberlake and Timbaland -- 'In dominatrix-style latex
catsuit in a raunchier-than-ever video, Madge plays - wait for it
- a pimp who rescues the planet in an impreessive 240 seconds, and
it gets better ... Justin Timberlake and US producer Timbaland
play her bitches' - February 2, 2008.
KYLIE MINOGUE'S NEW VIDEO AXED -- Pole dancing
video pulled due to hypnotic lighting effects - February 1, 2008.
Kylie Minogue in Dr Who - January 11,
2008. Since
release of album "X", Kylie is being seen more and more
often on the "dark side" of pop culture. Is this
intentional?
Madonna checks into Mumbai (Madonna in the
desert: the wob, the mother of the beast, or the woman of Rev
12?) -
January 4, 2008.
Terrorists threaten to kill Britney Spears
and Madonna -- Jihad leaders accuse pop icons of
'spreading satanic culture,' warn they'll 'cut heads off' -
September 11, 2007.
Madonna to celebrate Rosh Hashana
in Israel -- Kabbalah actors Demi Moore, Ashton
Kutcher and fashion designer Donna Karan also attending - August
23, 2007.
Madonna shocks aeroplane passengers
with mid-air vitamin jab -- Nutritionists say that such a drastic
practice could have potentially harmful long-term effects on her
health; 'in the most extreme cases it can lead to death' - August
15.
Hoodlum Washes Up In Malibu -- Post-prison,
mobster-turned-informant parties with celebrities - July 10,
2007.
Madonna Calls Britney Spears Selfish, Angry
She Hasn’t Fully Embraced Kabbalah (let us not forget
it was Madonna who gave Britney the kiss of death on MTV and then
had a bisexual relationship with her, triggering a series of
events leading to the young pop star's downfall) - July 6, 2007.
Madonna's Weird Backstage Demands -- Madge orders
boxes of strawberries, 8 full-length mirrors, vanilla room spray
(a powerful aphrodesiac), and a skipping rope - July 6, 2007.
Paris Hilton
"Crying" Behind Bars -- Care Package Turned Away; Jail
Threatened By Rampant Staph Infection - June 6, 2007.
Paris Hilton Not
Eating Or Sleeping In Jail -- Paris Hilton Has Been Crying,
Not Eating, And Has Had Trouble With Collect Calls - June 6,
2007.
Hilton Gets Death
Threat from Inmates -- "These maniacs have been writing,
'We're going to get you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'" -
May 9, 2007.
LSU Student Accused
Of Threatening Hillary -- Teen Allegedly Told Another Student He
Was Planning "Violent Attack" on Presidential Hopeful -
May 4, 2007.
2009 (Part One) page. 2009 - 2016 page is
split to allow space for more predictions and updates. March 2,
2007.
Madonna wants to "be Jesus" -- Pop icon
"wants to be worshipped as a spiritual leader" -
February 16, 2007.
MADONNA STRIVES TO SPREAD SPIRITUAL MESSAGE -- Pop star MADONNA
hopes to inspire others by modelling herself on great leaders
like GANDHI, MARTIN LUTHER KING, and JOHN LENNON - February 16,
2007. John
Lennon's death vector comes up on December 2008.
Artist’s heavenly painting of
Jolie draws notice -- Kate Kretz paints star as the Virgin Mary
hovering over a Wal-Mart line - January 5, 2007. St. Hildegard's
prophecy of the mother of Anti-Christ being set up? See comments.
MADONNA'S BLASPHEMY: LIVE - What was cut out
of the NBC broadcast - December 11, 2006.
Columnist defends Madonna's crucifixion act -- Compares her to
the greatest composers and artists of the Renaissance - November
14, 2006.
'Madonna as Jesus' to be aired on
NBC
--
Family group asks Christians to protest to network, local
stations - September 20, 2006.
Madonna set to be launched into space in
2009 - September 18, 2006. Note that the next
vector for Madonna dying in an accident is June/July 2009.
Magnitude 7.0
earthquake hits northern Japan - September 11, 2008.
Paris Hilton strips down to reveal 'hot'
energy plan - August 15, 2008. 
Abdul Haq's Son
Wanted by Scotland Yard - August 4, 2008.
'Nuclear bomber base' raises fears of a new
Cuban crisis - July 25, 2008.
Madonna and A Rod dating says stripper who
had sex with Yankees slugger - July 21, 2008.
Katy Perry Wants
Madonna, Britney Spears Lesbian Kiss With Miley Cyrus - July 15, 2008.
Britney, Madonna to perform nude 'bondage'
routine - July 11, 2008.
Madonna: 'Not Planning on Getting a Divorce' - July 6, 2008.
EXCLUSIVE: NY
Yankee Making Late-Night Visits to Madonna's Apartment - July 1, 2008.
Cleric takes on Kylie Minogue over
sexualised underwear for eight-year-old girls -- 'Sexual icons
shouldn't be selling to kids' says Archbishop - June 18, 2008.
Tarnished Tween Queen Miley Cyrus Caught
Eating Her Clothes Off - May 25, 2008.
Angelina Jolie
Talks About How She Used To Enjoy Torturing Her Pets -- Also Discusses
Amount of Different Drugs She’s Tried and How She Loves
Having Sado-masochist Sex - May 19, 2008.
6.8 earthquake
shakes Tokyo - May 7, 2008.
UMBERTO BOSSI: EITHER ENACT REFORMS OR
300,000 MARTYRS READY TO DIE - April 29, 2008.
Socialite Martine
was strangled - April 26, 2008.
Madonna Proclaimed 'Whore of Babylon' by
Vanity Fair Magazine - April 3, 2008. PREDICTION FULFILLED.
Madonna sups deep at the fountain of youth - March 26, 2008.
Report: Madonna
moving to US without Guy - March 16, 2008.
Madonna prays at Nathdwara,
Eklingji temples - January 7, 2008.
MADONNA TO BACK
HILLARY CLINTON - December 17, 2007.
Security Put Madonna in a Headlock at Live
Earth - September 11, 2007.
Israel reels in Kabbalah enthusiasts -- "Madonna
is a vehicle of God," says Rabbi - July 26, 2007.
Global Warming Hypocrisy: Madonna linked to
big polluters - July 9, 2007. 
Paris Hilton
ordered back to jail -- Hilton led from court screaming and
crying
- June
8, 2007.
Paris Hilton
Sentenced to 45 Days in Jail - May 4, 2007. 
Madonna goes naked again - March 12, 2007.
Madonna In Car
Chase Ordeal - January 14, 2007.
Madonna And Husband Reportedly Seek Marriage
Counseling - December 4, 2006.
Catfight: Madonna vs. Angelina Jolie? - November 7, 2006.
Madonna explains controversial crucifixion
scene as being a symbol of humanism - September 23,
2006.
Madonna was protected by 10,000 soldiers and
riot police at her Moscow concert - September 14, 2006.
Madonna Concert Could Kill Thousands - September 7,
2006.